Years ago, Roman baths housed libraries where "thinking men" would peacefully read the scrolls of the day. In medieval times, the best place for uninterrupted reading was the fortress toilet. More recently, George Costanza proclaimed, "I got news for you - if it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books."
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