Intelligent Life in the Milky Way? -
February 26th, 2009
Disgusted by the recent media dominance of Wonder Womb-an (Nadya Suleman), scientists suggested this week that there could be hundreds of thousands of intelligent life forms and undiscovered planets in the Milky Way galaxy. Begging the question: is the nutty broad going to do a porno or not?
Imagine Trekkies worldwide finalizing their wills and switching their phasers from stun to kill upon hearing this news. If you see any, encourage them to step away from the ledge. The doctoral candidate that led the study admitted the results were based on an educated guess at best.