February 3rd, 2009
What is it with Olympic athletes putting long cylindrical objects in their mouths? First Greg Louganis, now Michael Phelps. By the time you read this, every late night talk show host will have used every other joke in the book regarding Phelps and his pot use (the calories he eats, his lung capacity, etc…). So we thought it appropriate to make fun of innocent Greg Louganis. Sorry Greg, it’s a cruel world.
Phelps busting some lettuce is not the story here, rather where did he get that killer bong? The makers have got to be thrilled with the clarity of the photo. They should market a Phelps bong: The Snorkel. Their slogan: “Forget the water, who’s got the gold?” Give us a call Madison Ave.