Wax On, Wax Off
New Jersey’s Brazilian Ban -
March 24th, 2009
After two women were hospitalized with infections following their bikini wax procedures, shrewd New Jersey state officials actually contemplated nixing the Brazilian practice statewide. Blessed by a moment of clarity, Director of Consumer Affairs David Szuchman squashed the idea, knowing a bald beaver ban would cause thousands to cross the state line to have their boxes buffed.
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The number of waxing offerings at Pam Anderson favorite Pink Cheeks skin care salon in Sherman Oaks, CA. We recommend going off menu with a personal design and getting a “John Waters” or a “Salvador Dalí.” |
Women’s liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she’s attractive to the opposite sex.
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Earl Wilson, American Journalist
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noun. 1. A pubic wig. Originally, prostitutes wore them as early as the 1500s after they shaved their pubic hair to get rid of lice.
Just a BJ for me, thanks.
The J. Sisters International Salon in Manhattan is responsible for introducing the Brazilian wax to the United States. Seven sisters Jocely, Jonice, Joyce, Janea, Juracy, Jussara and Judseia Padilha brought the skills they learned in their family business in Vitória (near Rio) to New York women in 1987. Within five years their Brazilian wax had gained a loyal celebrity following and national attention. Sorry fellas, the salon is no longer accepting applications.
Ladies, Time To Wax If…
| You can run a kitchen match over your top lip and it lights |
| Your sideburns are more impressive than Elvis’s |
| You are a dead ringer for painter Frida Kahlo |
| Your ass looks like the back of Mr. Kotter’s head |
| You look like you shoplifted a toupée when you wear a bikini |
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Hardwood floors or carpeting? The owner decorates her home. |
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