Cooler Than a Body on Ice

Sean Avery Honored  -

June 15th, 2009

Tonight, Sean Avery will be honored by our charity partner, Career Gear, at their 10th Annual Capital PerSuit. Here’s a bit about the man who’s contributed to our favorite cause. We encourage you to do the same by inviting friends or donating directly.

Referring to Sean Avery as a hockey player is akin to calling Martha Stewart a mere baker. Fashion icon, sommelier, pro athlete, and tamer of fine tail, both young and old, Sean Avery does – and has done – it all. Whether winning friends and influencing people on the ice, sharing a kind word with an opponent, or helping a new teammate learn a challenging system, Sean is sure to leave lasting impressions and endless smiles in his wake.  

Numbers

10

Number of seconds it took Avery to score a goal in a game against the Buffalo Sabres in 2008 – a New York Rangers record for fastest goal scored in a game, and also the luckiest slap o’ slop in the history of the club.
Quote

I think if you can’t skate, you can’t play. That is what it comes down to.

Sean Avery, espousing his theory that one must possess fundamental skills to be successful at professional hockey

Avery also believes that dribbling is important in basketball, running fast is an integral part of track, and chocolate is necessary in the construction of Nanaimo bars.

Fact

During an off-season summer, Sean interned at Vogue under the tutelage of Anna Wintour. His dream of designing women’s clothing is not a foolhardy aspiration, but  a destiny. Avery’s compulsion for perfection will ensure that his garments both amaze on the runway and remain aesthetically pleasing when wadded up on his bedroom floor.

The List

Renaissance Man

1) Opened trendy bar Warren 77. Still keeps it real by having Molson on tap.
2) Is good with a hockey stick, but pure genius with a Bedazzler.
3) Has spent long periods of time in various boxes. Penalty, as well.
4) Unselfishly shares broadcasting advice with hockey legends.
5) Happy to set up past paramours with pro colleagues, as long as they know he was there first.
The Bottom Line

Dude’s got mad style, cold lettuce, and game. Oh, and he boned Stacy’s mom.