Perez Hilton Black-Eyed by Pea Posse
June 23rd, 2009
In an eleven-minute, profanity-laced parlance on his website, Perez whimpers that he was punched by the manager of The Black Eyed Peas after he admittedly called one of the group’s members, Will.i.am, "a f*gg*t" this past weekend. Perez goes on to say the Peas and crew are "unprofessional." This is coming from the flame-boyant blogger whose work as a journalist consists of drawing penises and other types of bodily fluids on photographs of celebrities.
Of course, the Peas don’t get out of this unscathed: The four-member funk-hop group, who gave so much back to the world with their sonic marvel “My Humps,” have now pulled the ultimate hip-hop howler by beefing with a whiney wimp.
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Number of visitors PerezHilton.com attracts each month, according to web-analytics service Compete. Along with his website, Hilton has also managed to publish a book, host his own syndicated radio show, and, inexplicably, be selected as a judge for this year’s Miss USA pageant, where he lambasted Miss California for sharing her opinion, something he does an average of 366 times per week. |
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
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Ashleigh Brilliant, author and syndicated cartoonist
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nom de guerre
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noun. 1. an assumed name, pseudonym, stage name, or alias.
While the pro-peace, antiracism track "Where Is the Love?" catapulted The Black Eyed Peas to superstardom in 2003, it was the heartwarming holiday classic "Merry Muthaf**kin X’Mas" that was Will.i.am’s first notable recording, released on gangsta rapper Eazy-E’s Ruthless Records in 1992.
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We don’t condone violence – but, Perez, it’s been a long time coming, sweetheart. |
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