Rat-a-Tat-Tat
Tattooed Tattler Comes Clean -
June 25th, 2009
Used to be that if a gal wanted to draw physical attention, she saved up a few bucks and got a boob job. But not 18-year-old Kimberly Vlaminck of Belgium. No, for her, getting 56 stars tattooed on her face was the way to go. Guessing that her dad would be unhappy with her mutilated mug, Kim claimed she fell asleep while the tattoo artist continued to ink without her knowledge or consent. Once the story hit the global media, reporters realized Kim’s story had more holes in it than Rosie O’Donnell’s Spanx after a bowl of bean soup, at which point Kim confessed to her ruse.
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percentage of Americans between the ages of 24 and 29 who are tattooed, according to a Harris Interactive poll. Thirty years from now: "Grandpa what is that on your arm?" "Oh, that’s just a silly picture of a horned serpent rising out of the fires of hell. Wanna color?" |
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
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Comedian Richard Jeni
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Australian Geoff Ostling, a retired history teacher, did not get his first tattoo until he was in his 40s. Now, at the age of 65, his body is completely tattooed with flowers, save for his face, lower arms, and neck. He plans on donating his skin to the National Gallery in Sydney when he dies, so that it may be displayed as a full canvas. Wow! Some people just live on the planet, while others truly give back to humanity.
DOH! – Regrettable Tattoos
| Angelina Jolie’s "Billy Bob" | Removed/faded |
| Johnny Depp’s "Winona Forever" | Changed to "Wino Forever" |
| Axl Rose’s logo from the Appetite for Destruction album | Blacked out |
| This poor bastard is "awsome" | Still "awsome" |
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Are there stars we’d like to have on our faces? Absolutely, but space prevents us from listing all the actresses’ names. |
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