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Fast Times Anniversary  -

August 13th, 2009


Twenty-seven years ago today, the cinematic masterwork Fast Times at Ridgemont High was released. Originally met with mixed reviews and shrugs from its own studio, the movie became an instant classic with audiences, inspiring landlocked Midwestern kids to wear Hawaiian shirts, talk like stoned surfers, and ask girls if they could watch them eat a carrot. Expertly fusing ’80s pop culture with a variety of identifiable characters in outrageous yet familiar situations, the movie not only entertained but had legit street cred. Fast Times made working in the mall look cool, made ticket-scalping seem like a viable career option and, most importantly, taught teenage boys to ALWAYS lock the door before “painting the ceiling.”




the growth that Vans saw after Sean Penn wore the sneaker company’s black-and-white checkered slip-ons in the film, according to vice president of marketing Doug Palladini. Sean Penn: chain-smoker, Oscar-winner, shoe-salesman.



The attitude dictates that you don’t care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin’. Now, when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Damone, to Rat


verb.     to reveal one’s thoughts or feelings

Used in a sentence: In Brad’s fantasy sequence, Linda, played by Phoebe Cates, unbosoms herself to Brad, then releases her bosoms for Brad.

This was the day we learned what the pause button was meant for.



Fast Times was actress and model Lana Clarkson’s first movie. She played the gorgeous wife of creepy biology teacher Mr. Vargas. In 2004, she was found dead in record producer Phil Spector’s home. He would later be convicted of her murder in 2009.

The List

Esteemed Alumni

Sean Penn Jeff Spicoli Two-time Academy Award winner (Mystic River, Milk)
Nicolas Cage Brad’s bud Academy Award winner (Leaving Las Vegas)
Forrest Whitaker Charles Jefferson Academy Award winner (The Last King of Scotland)
Cameron Crowe Screenwriter Academy Award winner (Almost Famous)
Judge Reinhold Brad Hamilton The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
The Bottom Line

Good movies entertain. Great movies, you quote. But the classics… the classics you own on Blu-ray.




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