Join Us and Change The Face of Men’s Health

Think you need muscles? A beach house? Magnum P.I.’s 308 GTS Ferrari? Erroneous on all accounts, gentlemen! All you need to do to win a fair maiden’s attention is to harvest a fanny duster on the ole top lip and you’re good to go. Think chicks don’t dig a mustache ride? Grow yourself a flavor-saver and find out firsthand. For centuries, men have grown soup strainers of various sizes, styles, and shapes for numerous reasons. But now your lip hair can also help raise awareness about prostate and testicular cancer in Movember — an annual, month-long celebration of the moustache, highlighting men’s health issues.

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:
     1. Join The Toilet Paper / Movember team here, sign up, and you’ll get everything you need to start growing.
     2. Begin Movember 1st clean shaven, select your weapon of choice, then grow a moustache for 30 days.
     3. Hit up your friends and family to donate and support your growing effort. Prizes will be awarded for various accomplishments. Details to follow.

noun.     1. A moustache net that one wears at night to hold the shape of the moustache or to train the whiskers to grow a certain way. Owning one of these is like owning an Uzi — you are not f*cking around.

Swimmers always shaved all of their body hair to avoid drag in the water until Olympian Mark Spitz wore a moustache during his 1972 gold medal blitz at the Munich Olympics. When Spitz was asked about the increased drag, he claimed the ole lady tickler helped create a pocket of air making it easier for him to breathe while he swam. After the Olympics, many European swimmers began growing moustaches.