TTP | Is That Thing On?
Sex Tapes -
November 12th, 2009
In Hollywood these days, it no longer matters how your head shot is lit, but rather who will be operating the steadicam in your "private" sex tape. So many clips of celebs poking whiskers have been leaked or released onto the Internet in the past few years that the term "sex tape" has almost become tiresome … almost. Just this week, news of Carrier Prejean’s bean-diddlin’ solo vid and J.Lo’s rumored taco-stuffing session have been all over the web. While some sites claim to be in possession of the aforementioned sleaze, you won’t see us scrambling to download it. Nope, we’ll patiently wait for the salacious release on Blu-ray.
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Amount of money that Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were paid in damages for the release of their "stolen" sex tape. To this day, it still holds up as the Citizen Kane of sex tapes … so we hear. |
If you don’t want a sex tape
on the Internet, don’t make one!
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Marty Singer, Attorney for Eric "Dr. McSteamy" Dane of Grey’s Anatomy fame who had been seen nude with his wife and model Kari Ann Peniche in a leaked tape on the web.
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noun. 1. A term used in the pornography industry for a video or DVD loaded with a series of unrelated sex scenes with no plot.
What? No character arcs? No epiphanies? Toss it!
In 2004, film producer Rick Salomon began distributing the sex tape he made with his then-girlfriend Paris Hilton through distributor Red Light District Video. The movie was shot using night vision technology and was titled 1 Night in Paris. After various lawsuits, Hilton was paid $400,000 and a percentage of all profits. After recent travel, we can confirm that this film is not offered on Hilton Hotel’s pay-per-view menu. Paul Blart: Mall Cop, however …
No Really, Please No, Noooo!!!
| Fred Durst | In an unfortunately uncovered tape, Limp Bizkit front-man wields his mic from behind an enthusiastic lady-friend. |
| Scott Stapp | The lead singer of Creed allegedly sold a tape of himself and Kid Rock nailing four groupies. |
| Dustin Diamond | This guy makes Screech look cool, after he sold a tape of himself giving a girl a "dirty sanchez." |
| Joanie Laurer | This she-beast and pro-wrestler sold a tape of herself and X-Pac enjoying time in Chyna. |
| Tonya Harding | This figure skater sold a tape of her enjoying the tooley of her then-husband Jeff Gillooley. |
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Video cameras are like guns: be careful where you point ‘em, who you point ‘em at, and what you shoot. Someone could get hurt. For a more detailed tutorial, check this out. |
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