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December 7th, 2009

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Giving a girl a gym membership may suggest that you think she’s fat, and giving her a gift certificate to the Dildo Hut may imply that you think she’ll never get laid. It’s possible that you meant neither of those things, but the fact that good intentions may come off as hurtful is what makes gift giving so stressful. Point is that gifting does not come naturally to man.

So, make it easy on yourself this holiday season and go to GiftGenius.com, the site that bridges the missing link between man and gift giving. It’s simple: Choose who you are shopping for, then GiftGenius presents you with the most foolproof and unique ideas out there. Instead of having the ones you love curse your name in the return line, have them praise it in the name of GiftGenius.

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Numbers

84%

Percent of U.S. adults that receive unwanted items as gifts during the holiday. Either there are a lot of ungrateful bastards out there or the Snuggie is far less popular than first believed.

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Quote

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Johnny Carson

Words
Regifting
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noun.     1. While the term was coined on a Seinfeld episode, regifting has been practiced since candles have been made.   2. Another variant introduced in Seinfeld is degifting, which refers to the act of demanding a gift back from the receiver, most often in the form of an orgasm.

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Fact

Only 1 out of 4 people actually use the gift cards given to them. Yet gift card sales are estimated to be $53 billion a year, with 80% of all shoppers purchasing a gift card annually. Moral of the story: those cards are colossal moneymakers for companies and a huge waste of money for the consumer.  

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The List

Cool, Creative, Convenient – Ideas from GiftGenius

Girlfriend Other People’s Love Letters: 150 Letters You Were Never Meant to See by Bill Shapiro Tell her you love her through other people’s love letters.
Mom Smythson “I Love My Mum” Notebook It makes for both a thoughtful and amusing gift.
Dad Peter Luger The Ultimate Steak Gift Set The famed chophouse will ship two dry-aged porterhouse cuts (ready for grilling) to your favorite gourmand overnight.
Grandparents Original newspapers from date of birth What else was going on that day and year? Was a war going on? An election? A sale at Penny’s?
Your Dog Gilded 22.5K Gold Crate This is the Playboy Mansion of dog/cat crates, because it’s gilded in real gold.

Don’t forget about yourself this holiday season. 

It’s a cooler! It’s a boom box! It’s the Boom Cooler! Share your tunes with everyone on the beach, and keep the beer for yourself.

Genius!

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