TTP | Daughter Idolized?
Scott Brown -
February 3rd, 2010
Be the change you want to see in the world, but first lobby to have your daughter get another shot on American Idol.
Just three weeks after Scott Brown loosened the bowels of Massachusetts Democrats by winning Ted Kennedy’s vacated Senate seat, the Republican United States Senator-elect from the Bay State lamented his daughter Ayla’s early exit from the fifth season of the Fox hit show and asked that Simon bring her back on.
Look, we expect extra-marital affairs, shadily raised campaign funds, and begrudgingly claimed love children in big time politics today, but abusing the power and influence that comes with being a Cosmopolitan centerfold? How very disappointing.
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American Idol contestants still remaining when Ayla Brown was eliminated in 2006. Some contestants that made it further along in the competition: “Bucky” Covington and Kevin “Chicken Little” Covais. Bucky? Covais? Ayla, if you can’t clean up in that field, you need to pack it in, kid. |
I had 1,568 friend requests and 300 inbox messages – mostly from men. And I got a whole lot of business cards.
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Ayla Brown,
after her father announced she was available during his acceptance speech
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Mostly from men? We thought Rachel Maddow was in a committed relationship.
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nepotism
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noun. Patronage bestowed or favoritism shown on the basis of family relationship, as in business and politics.
Man, an example here would be huge. Just can’t think of any.
Can Offspring Sing?
| Kelly Osbourne | Ozzy and Sharon’s daughter doesn’t sound like dad, but she looks like Katy Perry. |
| Brooke Hogan | Not so hard to look at, but it’s a real barn burner between her and Paris Hilton for suckage. |
| Hank Williams III | He has the drug and alcohol addiction down, just not the fame. |
| Frank Sinatra, Jr. | A no-brainer for this guy. Sounds good and old people love him in Vegas. |
| La Toya Jackson | The most effective way to immediately discredit your record collection. WOW! |
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We’re not bashing a proud parent’s good intentions, but Scott, you’re a politician. You gotta deal with the votes, brother! In the meantime, enjoy the popularity with a Scott Brown action figure while it lasts. We personally like the Sarah Palin School Girl. |
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