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February 8th, 2010
We love old ladies in muumuus with alphabetical accordion coupon wallets, but saving 25 cents on off-brand asparagus chowder is a small victory we can live without winning.
However, only fools scoff at saving money in this economy, especially when the activity is something kick-ass like taking in a museum exhibit, checking out a play, or scarfing down some appetizers and drinks at a new restaurant. Groupon.com features a different deeply discounted deal every day and allows you a great way to discover and explore new things without paying full price.
Cool? Like a polar bear fart in Koyukuk.
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$82,108,310
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Amount (and counting) that Groupon has saved users since the site launched in November of 2008. The cost to join Groupon? Zero dollars. Forget the penicillin shot! There hasn’t been a no-brainer like this since your blind date with Nancy “the Nympho” Neidhart. |
A penny saved is a penny earned.
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Benjamin Franklin
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A penny ain’t worth sh*t. But we’re all down with saving some Benjamins!
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collective buying power
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noun. The process of leveraging group spending in order to lower cost.
So let’s say Cinnamon charges $25 a lap dance, but only does one every hour. Not so great. But, if she is guaranteed 10 customers an hour that each pay $15 a dance, then she makes $150 an hour, and the patrons also save $10 bucks a dance. Saving money … almost as cool as boobs.
Groupon? Right on! – Example Deals
| Los Angeles | $37 for two Indoor Skydiving Flights plus DVD at iFly Hollywood. |
| Atlanta | $160 for Eight Laps in a NASCAR Nextel Cup Car at Atlanta Motor Speedway ($399 value). |
| Boston | $45 for a Lift Ticket at Bretton Woods Ski Area ($74 value). |
| New York City | $34 for The Full Service at John Allan’s Men’s Club. |
| San Diego | $60 for 18 Holes of Golf for Two and Brunch at Cottonwood Golf Club (up to $126 value). |
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So check it: Discover new things in your city, support local businesses, and enjoy amazing bargains. Sign up now to start living more for less. Unemployed and looking for a fun challenge? Go to liveoffgroupon.com and learn how you can win $100,000 by living off Groupons for 1 year. |
