TTP | You’re So Vain
Lilo’s Lawsuit -
March 11th, 2010
Delusional thespian and part-time lesbian Lindsay Lohan is so upset over an E*Trade commercial that she is suing the financial services company for $100M for pain and suffering. Lohan believes the ad spot negatively depicts her—a smoking hot, red-headed diva—as a cute, chubby baby. A stretch, you say? Hardly. In the commercial, the baby’s name is also Lindsay. It gets worse: the baby is said to be a "milk-aholic."
Wow, we knew about the drug and alcohol arrests and rehab, but who knew Lohan was hooked on moo juice too? Good thing the baby in the commercial wasn’t sucking on a rubber nipple and doing blow, or Lohan might have a case.