Archive for May, 2010

  • TTP | Livin’ on a Prayer (Jack Kevorkian) -- May 28th
    Happy birthday to Dr. Death—Jack Kevorkian—the last person on Earth you would ever want to look over your ailing grandmother while you run home for a quick shower and a change of clothes. Paroled...

  • TTP | Equal Opportunity Offender (Dames We Dig) -- May 27th
    Women are like pizzas: thick, thin, hand tossed, frozen, with cheese, without, heavy on the toppings, or just with tiny little tomatoes ... we love ‘em all. So far this year, the “Dames...

  • TTP | Mother’s Milk for Milquetoasts (Absinthe) -- May 26th
    They say you can tell a lot about a man by what he drinks. Scotch = lawyer, businessman, Wall Street power player. Beer = truck drivers, fishermen, a kick-ass website writer. Absinthe = weird goth dudes,...

  • TTP | It Blew, Brutha! (Lost Finale) -- May 25th
    The Lost finale this past Sunday left our Dharma beer flat and warm. In fact, our research project labeled brew may have very well been pissed in. We are huge fans of Lost and were mesmerized by the...

  • TTP | Hope You Enjoyed the Ride, Avatar! (MacGruber) -- May 21st
    Movies based on Saturday Night Live characters are like Tri-Delts: some are fun, some are boring, and some have two huge boobs and smoke pole like nobody’s business. MacGruber opens this...

  • TTP | Out of Order? (Law & Order) -- May 20th
    If Law & Order was a person, he would be a year away from being able to belly up to a bar and enjoy an ice cold Hamm’s. Created by arguably one of the biggest Dicks in television history,...

  • TTP | Are We Evil or Divine? (Ronnie James Dio) -- May 19th
    Had Pavarotti eaten less pasta, grown his hair out into a long curly mane, and been into dragons and sh*t, he might have been able to hold a blazing torch next to Ronnie James Dio. Even cement...

  • TTP | Too Much Is Not Enough (Exile Re-Heated) -- May 18th
    Why is the Stones' Exile on Main St. so incredible? Because everyone says it is. We love the Stones and crank up the Glimmer Twins at TTP offices frequently. But, what we get a kick out of is how...

  • TTP | Keep Your Pants On! (Cornhole) -- May 14th
    There was a time that if you heard two guys were playing cornhole at a tailgate party, you would assume they were 49ers fans. Today, cornhole is the popular game played outside stadiums, at family barbecues,...

  • TTP | Sign of the Times (Times Square) -- May 13th
    Apparently, some terrorists like to take in the sites before they blow sh*t up. The all-American cocktail of glitz, commercialization, and entertainment, garnished with the busiest subway terminal in the...

  • TTP | High Infidelity (When Men Cheat) -- May 12th
    Bad news, ladies. If you're a mistress, the gent you’re trading fur with doesn’t think you’re all that. Dudes, if you're slipping some length to a married gal, she at least thinks...

  • TTP | Justified? (Obama Taps Kagan) -- May 11th
    No, that was not Jon Lovitz wearing a green Master’s blazer yesterday. That, friends, was Elena Kagan, President Obama's nominee for the Supreme Court and the first Supreme Court justice without...

  • TTP | Mama Tried (Mother’s Day) -- May 7th
    She did your laundry, cheered you on at every ball game, and never once called attention to the crusty washcloth underneath your bed. She cooked your favorite meals, sent fresh baked cookies to your frat...

  • TTP | The Dark Side of Social Media (Fuxting) -- May 6th
    Forget worrying about the structural integrity of your newly installed sex-swing. Make sure you hide your gal’s mobile device before your next trip to Pound Town. Per the Retrevo Gadgetology Report,...

  • TTP | Oil Wrestling (Gulf Spill) -- May 5th
    Pretty soon, canned tuna won't need to be packed in oil. Thanks, BP. The spill from the Deepwater Horizon oil rig continues to spread across the Gulf of Mexico faster than a bad case of crabs in...

  • TTP | People Are Strange (Before You Die) -- May 4th
    The salty ocean air that blows over Venice Beach has been keeping many a Californian freak flag flying for decades. Today, that asphalt-covered kaleidoscope of humanity is our pick for our monthly feature...

  • TTP | Taste the Best (Sponsor Tag) -- May 3rd
    Awards and accolades are always nice, but a cult favorite that spreads by word of mouth? Only quality can do that. Respected the world over by discriminating vodka drinkers, Tito’s Handmade Vodka...