TTP Talks Wine With Gary V

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June 14th, 2010


Forget the moon landing. One of the most impressive and telling accomplishments of man is the ability to take nearly any grain, fruit, or vegetable, and produce a buzz-inducing libation. Wine is one of the earliest.

Had you asked us in high school what went well with cheese, we would have said tomato sauce, crust, and some pepperoni. Today, thanks to our education, maturation, and piss poor decision making by numerous family members to not serve beer at their weddings, we’ve come to appreciate wine. Much like polyester plaid pants used to go with golf, wine went with snobbery. No longer, thanks to our good friend Gary Vaynerchuk of Wine Library TV.

Get to know him and TTP head writer Chris Craig as they banter about wine, hoops, and The Toilet Paper.




Number of episodes Gary Vaynerchuk has done on Wine Library TV. Chris Craig, head writer for The Toilet Paper, was in 871. The Toilet Paper and wine? What?

Chris digs grapes more than Clay Aiken digs nuts. That’s a mouthful!



The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust.

Diogenes, Greek philosopher

Sounds like somebody woke up with some real barkers back in his day.


noun.     A wine made from a single named grape variety. By law, 75% of a varietal wine must be made from the same grape. Some examples of varietal wines are Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot. 

Used in a sentence: Unlike the missionary that preferred a varietal, the porn director preferred variety over missionary.



The cost of wine is not an indicator of quality, as there are many factors that have an effect on the price of a wine, like shipping, labeling, mark-up from the Italian mobster that stole the truck, etc…


The List

Wine Library TV Classics

Jim Cramer (Ep. #449) The spastic Wall Street chirping whacko chats with Gary about the fun juice.
Maynard James Keenan (Ep. #592) Tool and Perfect Circle front man dishes on his love of wine.

Wayne Gretzky (Ep. #660)

Hockey great discusses wine. Sadly, no cameo by his killer hot wife.
The Cereal Pairing (Ep. #734) Gary takes some of America’s favorite breakfast cereals and pairs them.
Cleavage Creek Winery (Ep. #861) Vintner donates a % of his sales to breast cancer research.

Saving bucks on a nice bottle of wine feels good. Gaining insight about the wine you’re saving on feels great! is more than just a retail wine website. It’s like an online wine bar full of exciting conversation where novice sippers to passionate oenophiles can comment, ask questions, and make new friends.

Save money, mingle and learn. even links directly to so you know you got a deal. That’s value people!

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