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Kraft Dinner  -

July 15th, 2010


Hot, gooey, and fun to eat, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese has long been a fundamental food in kitchen cupboards across the USA.

Launched by Kraft in 1937, the cost-effective comfort food became a hit due to World War II rationing. A divine culinary creation, Kraft Dinner is a no-brainer for busy parents who want to whip up something fast for the kids, and a gastronomic gift from the gods for college students, following some hearty bong rips.

Today, macaroni and cheese is a hip playland for chefs to giddily explore and put their whacked out signature on. While, no doubt, many high-end variations are good, for our money give us the orange powdered cheese with the dry macaroni in the blue box. Sometimes the perfection of a dish is in its simplicity.

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Of the US population will eat macaroni and cheese in the next two weeks, per Harry Balzer, VP of consumer research firm BPD. Harry Balzer? Sounds like a "nutty" guy. Wonder if he has ever been "sacked" from a job?



Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people that sold it on sale. Amen.

Macaulay Culkin, as Kevin McCallister in the 1990 film Home Alone

We are venturing a guess that, given his career trajectory, Culkin has eaten more boxes of macaroni and cheese now than he ever did as a kid.


noun.     a rougher, simpler form of flour usually made from a hard durum wheat grain. The grains are milled, sifted, and then ground. Semolina is used in making pasta.

Used incorrectly in a sentence: Semolina is my favorite dancer in the video.



Returning to the US after his tour as minister to France in 1787, Thomas Jefferson brought back a pasta machine from Italy. Documents in the Library of Congress quote a guest of Jefferson discussing a "pie called macaroni." The description of the dish is the same as baked macaroni and cheese today.


The List

Use Your Noodle

Art Can be used with other styles of pasta to create magnificent works of art, like this celebrity portrait.
Food Flavoring Use the powdered cheese to sprinkle over popcorn, broccoli, or just cut up a big line and snort it like these Jeopardy champions.
Gambling Can be used in a wager to humiliate your adventurous friend… and ruin a perfectly good beer bong.
Catalyst for an Argument When butter is debated as an ingredient, one sibling gets in some hot water. Please, no harshing our artificial cheese buzz.
Jewelry Create inexpensive jewelry (necklaces, bracelets) for gifts. She'll be amazed by your thoughtfulness.

Eat what you love, wear what you eat. This is not your average cheesy promotional t-shirt. It's the cheesiest!

Pull one on, and declare you're down with a classic.

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