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Jesus Toasters -
September 17th, 2010
For those who have dreamt of smearing preserves all over the Son of God's face, grab your butter knives, 'cause your day has come.
Thanks to the radiated heat technology of the Jesus Toaster, you can now get your daily bread toasted with the mug of the Messiah. There's no word from the Vatican yet on whether or not the toaster and a box of Franzia is a suitable alternative to Sunday Mass.
Buttering up the Lord's likeness may seem fatuous, but some will see it as a neat way to turn an otherwise insignificant morning routine into an affirmation of their faith. To them we say, Bon Appetite!
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