Archive for June, 2011

  • TTP | Have Some Class! (HS Reunions) -- Jun 29th
    Primarily known as the month of unfortunate sunburns and disfiguring firework accidents, July is also the most popular month for high school reunions. Ah yes, high school reunions: A time to rekindle...

  • TTP | Time to Lose the Training Wheels (Afghanistan) -- Jun 27th
    Take it from John Edwards, sometimes it's best to pull out quick, otherwise you can end up with an expensive mess on your hands and some creepy chick that spells her name all weird. We here at...

  • TTP | Digitus Impudicus (The Finger) -- Jun 24th
    It is the go-to digit favored by many long haul truck drivers, sports fans and thorough proctologists. It is known as the bird, the high middle, or simply the finger; a simple lift can communicate a myriad...

  • TTP | Smoke & Mirrors? (Cigarette Labels) -- Jun 22nd
    Smoking's bad for you, folks! Had it not been for a new picture of a dude's trachea ripped open, we would have never put two and two together. Back in the day, cigarette ads featured doctors...

  • TTP | He Gone! (Gotti) -- Jun 20th
    He was impeccably dressed, unimaginably ruthless and had an apparent affinity for non-stick cookware. Nine years and ten days ago, mob big boss applesauce John Gotti died in a federal prison hospital. The...

  • TTP | Props for Padre! (Happy Father’s Day) -- Jun 17th
    This Sunday is Father's Day, a day to call, shoot a card, or spend some quality time with the trigger man who blasted you into this world.   Provided you didn’t turn out to be a total...

  • TTP | About Face? (Freedom from Facebook) -- Jun 15th
    Facebook is great for keeping in touch with distant family and friends, sharing pictures, milestones and updates. Discovering the ex-wife of a guy you once played little league with is pissed that the...

  • TTP | Karma Has Spoken! (Heat Get Beat) -- Jun 13th
    The Dallas Mavericks are 2011 NBA Champions, and like 95% of all NBA fans, we couldn’t be happier.    Actually, we would be just as happy had any other team won besides the Miami Heat....

  • TTP | Practice Safe Computing (Another Vucking Firus) -- Jun 10th
    Remember the girl that got away, the pass that was just barely tipped, the chick with braces who said she'd be gentle? Well, we've been dissed, blocked and bitten again.  Today's TTP...

  • TTP | Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? (Snoring) -- Jun 8th
    There are two nudges one can receive while sleeping: One is the gentle “Wanna screw?” nudge, while the other is the painful “Wake up, asshole you’re snoring!” nudge. Someday...

  • TTP | Raw Deal (Kidney for an Apple) -- Jun 6th
    When it comes to their dazzling doohickeys, Apple Inc. pumps out more generations than two rabbits on ecstasy with a mirror on the ceiling of their heart-shaped cage. How cool is the iPad 2? Pretty...

  • TTP | Isn’t S/He Lovely? (Prom Queen) -- Jun 3rd
    It’s prom season, and you all know what that means: time to tuck in your pee pee, hike up your implants and squeeze into a prom dress.    Well, maybe not you, but certainly for Florida...

  • TTP | A Long and Winding Road (Commuting) -- Jun 1st
    A group of Swedish researchers have found that long commutes can increase a married couple’s chance of divorce by 40%. This is especially true if your wife is blowing a guy in your carpool.    According...