Archive for July, 2011

  • TTP | Truth, Stranger Than Fiction (Documentaries) -- Jul 29th
    Given their outlandish plots and exploding hoozywhatsits, catching a summer blockbuster can be a pleasant afternoon diversion — especially when you have an extra eleven-hundred dollars in your pocket,...

  • TTP | Raise the Roof! (Debt Ceiling) -- Jul 27th
    If you and a fellow mixologist are arguing over how to whip up the perfect batch of Mojitos at a pool party, do you throw your hands up in the air and bail? Hell no! You compromise on the recipe and mixing...

  • TTP | Punch Drunk Love (Dames We Dig) -- Jul 25th
    When it comes to women, most men have a type that they prefer, a good heart, a great rack and a sane brain. While we concur, we’re also suckers for small romantic intangibles. Like the subtle...

  • TTP | Slip N’ Slide (Sexual Aquatics) -- Jul 22nd
    How hot was it last Sunday in Indiana? So hot that two horny Hoosiers allegedly decided to do the “hardstroke” in a public pool. Yeah, we know, of all the days to forget your mask.    The...

  • TTP | Exulting in Earnest for Ernest! (Hemingway) -- Jul 20th
    Perhaps no other writer’s life and words embody the voluminous attributes of mankind more than those of Ernest Hemingway. Brave and bold with big appetites for drink and adventure, yet intelligent...

  • TTP | Ask and You Shall Receive? (Mila and the Marine) -- Jul 18th
    Just when you thought being famous was all about coke, Cartier and canoodling with celebrities, Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis go out and screw it up for the rest of their well-heeled brethren. No, we’re...

  • TTP | Hey Honey, Have You Seen My… (Uncocked) -- Jul 15th
    There are three simple requests every man asks of his wife: Keep the beer cold, supper warm and don’t cut off my penis. When it comes to conflict resolution, few people have failed with more...

  • TTP | Say It Ain’t So, Uncle Sam… (A Fan’s Duty) -- Jul 13th
    The phrase “no good deed goes unpunished" has been uttered almost ass much as another popular American phrase, “taxes suck,” closely followed by “do you guys take credit cards?”...

  • TTP | One Sick Puppy (A Dog’s Lover Dies) -- Jul 11th
    Flirting with people online? Common. Sexual fetishes? Weird. Not putting a condom on your dog before it has sex with a woman you just met in a bestiality chat room? Pretty classless. Irishman Sean...

  • TTP | On Your Mark, Get Set, YeeHaww! (Redneck Games) -- Jul 8th
    If you’re cool with your 14-year-old firing up a Kent at the dinner table in front of her kids, it's possible you’re a bit rosy around the nape. Belly flopping into a shallow mud pit surrounded...

  • TTP | Rad Announcement (Potter and Potables) -- Jul 6th
    Booze... all fun and games until you wake up in a puddle of vomit in Azkaban with your pants down and some muggle's Quidditch stick jammed up your stove pipe. Fearing becoming the next Danny Bonaduce,...

  • TTP | Hormhell? (Mystery Meat Mythos) -- Jul 1st
    It makes hot dogs look like prime rib, supposedly helped win World War II, and if you were forced to eat it you’d lawyer up faster than a lonely farmer’s wife slipping out to the cucumber patch.  That...