TTP | Be the Hero

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September 20th, 2011


You’re a modern day man on the go. Your plate is so full you don’t have a plate, it’s called a cooler. Between work, orchestrating diabolical trades in your fantasy league and scratching your nuts on the couch, you have little time for anything else. Especially shopping for chick gifts.  

God bless the good folks at, a site that not only remembers the dates of all the important women in your life, but also suggests the perfect gift for them based on their personality and the occasion. Genius? You bet the clapper on your remote control.




Of men forget their wedding anniversary. We know what you’re thinking: “Told ya not to get married!”

All joking aside, if you’re forgetting your wife, you definitely won’t be remembering grandma’s birthday or your niece’s first communion. Get it together, set it up all at once, then let drive you into the thoughtful gift-giving Hall of Fame.



The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

Marcelene Cox

Actually, Marcelene, that is the second quickest way.



Per "Marketing to Women Quick Facts," over the next decade women will control two-thirds of consumer wealth in the United States and be the beneficiaries of the largest transference of wealth in our country’s history.

Translation: Start sucking up now with


The List

How it Works

Sign up at and fill out a quick questionnaire about your special lady.
Mark all the important dates that matter and the amount you’d like to spend.
Play an extra hole, have another beer, catch a double feature; is on it.
Three weeks prior to the occasion you’ll get to choose from three kick-ass gifts chosen giftside.
Spend the next four days holed up in a hotel with your gal, 5-hour energy drinks and a bottle of Cialis… why? Because you’re only the most creative and thoughtful person ever!!!!

Grocery store bouquets and Whitman's Samplers are for bush league Romeos and unimaginative rubes.

Don’t be the d-bag with a gift certificate to the panty factory, be the man who made her cry tears of joy when she opened her amazing whoozywhatsit suggested by the dope crew at  

Improve yourself instantly and sign up now!

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