TTP | Mountain Meet Molehill
September 16th, 2011
Dear Scarlett Johansson,
Please get over yourself. No really. We dig the cut of your jib and all, but have you lost your mind? You snap a few pics of your naughty bits with your cell phone that get leaked to the internet, and now the FBI is involved!?! The FBI? Who do you call to change your light bulbs? NASA?
Newsflash: You're hot! Far uglier women have shown much much more on the web and have done it on PURPOSE. Unless you had missile launch codes tattooed on your tatas or your grandma’s top-secret strudel recipe inked on your ass, what’s the big deal?
Give Kim Kardashian a call. It will be okay.
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