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ScarJo -
September 16th, 2011
Dear Scarlett Johansson,
Please get over yourself. No really. We dig the cut of your jib and all, but have you lost your mind? You snap a few pics of your naughty bits with your cell phone that get leaked to the internet, and now the FBI is involved!?! The FBI? Who do you call to change your light bulbs? NASA?
Newsflash: You're hot! Far uglier women have shown much much more on the web and have done it on PURPOSE. Unless you had missile launch codes tattooed on your tatas or your grandma’s top-secret strudel recipe inked on your ass, what’s the big deal?
Give Kim Kardashian a call. It will be okay.
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Of female respondents in a recent Playboy/Harris poll said they have been photographed or filmed nude. An impressive number indeed, but still best not to strap on your Nikon and roll with costume changes on the first date. |
Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay.
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François de La Rochefoucauld, French author (1613-1680)
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gymnophobia
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noun. a fear or anxiety about being seen naked, and/or about seeing others naked.
Whew, sounds horrible. Thank God we dodged that one!
After purchasing nude photos of former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy from a paparazzo in the early 1970s, Larry Flynt published them in the August 1975 issue of Hustler.
The issue sold over one million copies in just a few days. Kennedy did not sue.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation
| Approximately 35,000 employees. The theme of the company picnic this year? Classified. |
| Fifty-six field offices throughout the U.S. California has four. North and South Dakota have none. |
| The 2011 budget is 7.9 billion. Must be one hell of a cafeteria in Quantico. |
| You cannot join the FBI if you default on a student loan backed by the U.S. government. |
| All FBI employees must be United States citizens. You don’t hear that too often. |
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Few things are as vain as snapping nude photos of yourself. Few things are more stupid than doing it with a cell phone. Few things are cooler than kicking it old school. |
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