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Skydiving Sex -
October 19th, 2011
Sex, like jumping out of an airplane, can be exhilarating. Depending on your partner, it can also be horrifying. Combine the two pulse-pounding activities and what do you get? The perfect excuse for skipping foreplay.
Some scrote recently bonked a babe while skydiving and filmed it. Sounds cool until you discover he was already occupying Vagistan before leaping out of the plane. It would have been a far more impressive feat had the couple first leapt out of the plane fully clothed.
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People die each year in skydiving accidents in the United States, or roughly one person per 100,000 jumps. It is estimated 350,000 people take roughly 3 million jumps a year. |
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Leonardo Da Vinci sketched parachutes in his Codex Atlanticus, believed to be dated around 1485.
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| The first successful parachute jump was made from a hot-air balloon in 1797. There is no record of the first unsuccessful jump. |
| The world’s largest free fall formation was made up of 400 persons. Ready to be pun(ished)? They will forever be “linked” together in skydiving lore. |
| Jay Stokes jumped out of an airplane 640 times in one day. Say it with us… "Loo-zerrrr!" |
| The first wedding via parachute took place in New York state in 1940. Still seems crazy today. Not the skydiving part so much as the marriage thing. |
| The longest jump in history was 102,800 feet in 1960. Air Force Colonel Joseph Kittinger was in free fall over 4 minutes and hit speeds up to 614 mph. Nobody likes a show-off, Colonel. |
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Per the FAA, this is the first time they’ve ever heard of screw jumping. It is also the first time people on the ground were hoping it was bird sh*t that was hitting them and not something else. Hey, did somebody say paracord survival bracelet? |
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