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Skydiving Sex  -

October 19th, 2011

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Sex, like jumping out of an airplane, can be exhilarating. Depending on your partner, it can also be horrifying. Combine the two pulse-pounding activities and what do you get? The perfect excuse for skipping foreplay.

Some scrote recently bonked a babe while skydiving and filmed it. Sounds cool until you discover he was already occupying Vagistan before leaping out of the plane. It would have been a far more impressive feat had the couple first leapt out of the plane fully clothed.

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Numbers

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People die each year in skydiving accidents in the United States, or roughly one person per 100,000 jumps. It is estimated 350,000 people take roughly 3 million jumps a year.

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Quote

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Woody Allen

Words
box man
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noun.     the classic skydive/free fall "belly down" position.  

Used in a sentence: While his jumpmaster, Lance, was pushing for a tandem, Chuck explained he had always been a box man.

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Fact

Leonardo Da Vinci sketched parachutes in his Codex Atlanticus, believed to be dated around 1485.

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The List

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The first successful parachute jump was made from a hot-air balloon in 1797. There is no record of the first unsuccessful jump.
The world’s largest free fall formation was made up of 400 persons. Ready to be pun(ished)? They will forever be “linked” together in skydiving lore. 
Jay Stokes jumped out of an airplane 640 times in one day. Say it with us… "Loo-zerrrr!"
The first wedding via parachute took place in New York state in 1940. Still seems crazy today. Not the skydiving part so much as the marriage thing.
The longest jump in history was 102,800 feet in 1960. Air Force Colonel Joseph Kittinger was in free fall over 4 minutes and hit speeds up to 614 mph. Nobody likes a show-off, Colonel.

Per the FAA, this is the first time they’ve ever heard of screw jumping. It is also the first time people on the ground were hoping it was bird sh*t that was hitting them and not something else.  

Hey, did somebody say paracord survival bracelet?

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