TTP | Foster the Fatties?
Govt. Guts Gormandizing -
November 30th, 2011
If a third grader weighed over 200 pounds when we were kids, we just made fun of the poor bastard until he beat the sh*t out of us, shot up the cafeteria or slowly came to the realization that pudding wasn’t a beverage.
Nowadays, the state of Ohio steps in, pulls the kid off the pork rind-pumping teat of his mom and sticks him in foster care. Crazy? Justified? Outrageous? We say give the kid a helmet and teach him how to snap a football.
Before you go crying for this kid and his momma, show a little sympathy toward the foster family who, during the cash-crunched holiday season, now have a grocery gobbling behemoth under their roof.
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