TTP | Prankster of Love?
Kim Calls It Quits -
November 2nd, 2011
Kim Kardashian is like a sled dog’s healthy dump on a Koyukuk sidewalk: steaming hot, yet repulsive.
As anyone in our solar system now knows, the unskilled siren and her silicone-stuffed pooper are divorcing her NBA hooping husband after 72 days of media coverage and stupefying fascination. Are we shocked or surprised that Kim’s marriage was nothing more than an avaricious publicity stunt? Nope.
Fellow reality TV star and hair metal sage, Brett Michaels once sang “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Fortunately, Kim and Kris Humphries leave unscathed as their marriage was as legit as NBA tickets in November.
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If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
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Katherine Mansfield (1888-1923)
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charlatan [shahr-luh-tn]
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noun. a person who pretends or claims to have more knowledge or skill than he or she possesses.
Used in a sentence: Some may accuse Kim of being a charlatan when it comes to her acting chops, however she does have a terrific sense of humor.
Kim Kardashian was nominated for a 2009 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actress in the 2008 film Disaster Movie.
Meet the Kardashians
| Kim | The hottest of the Kardashian girls, Kim first hit the big-time as Ray J’s private pin cushion on a “stolen” sex tape. |
| Kourtney | Kim’s younger sister. She, like Tim Allen, has her own show and is attracted to tools. |
| Khloe | Kim’s youngest sister, who also has her own show and is apparently married to the NBA’s first blind superstar. What? Lamar Odom can see? |
| Kris Jenner | Mom, manager, Bruce Jenner’s wife and failed savior of Nicole Brown Simpson. |
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Like Sea-Monkeys in their heyday, the Kardashians are an unexplainable phenomenon that continues to grow and sprout business opportunities. Stay strong, Kim, a fat check will help you rebound from this heartbreak in the next day or so. |
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