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Kim Calls It Quits -
November 2nd, 2011
Kim Kardashian is like a sled dog’s healthy dump on a Koyukuk sidewalk: steaming hot, yet repulsive.
As anyone in our solar system now knows, the unskilled siren and her silicone-stuffed pooper are divorcing her NBA hooping husband after 72 days of media coverage and stupefying fascination. Are we shocked or surprised that Kim’s marriage was nothing more than an avaricious publicity stunt? Nope.
Fellow reality TV star and hair metal sage, Brett Michaels once sang “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Fortunately, Kim and Kris Humphries leave unscathed as their marriage was as legit as NBA tickets in November.
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