TTP | McJustice!?!
Burger Beatdown -
December 5th, 2011
Attention all gangsta bitches looking to pass a fake fitty in a Greenwich Village McDonald's: If you jump over the counter in a violent rage looking to assault the cashier who questions the authenticity of the bill, your ass will indeed get served.
Thirty-one-year-old Rayon McIntosh beat a lengthy prison sentence after a grand jury decided the bold burger flipper — with an eye for counterfeit currency and an aptitude for ass-whippin’ — acted in self-defense when he unleashed a McFlurry of fury on two psycho sistas with a metal rod.
While Mayor McCheese wasn’t available for comment, the two hospitalized hamburglars were no doubt salty and grimaced when they heard the news. We’re lovin’ it!
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Number of people served at the world’s busiest McDonald's each day at Pushkin Square in Moscow. Wow, they’re really Russian them in and out of there. |
Justice is the set and constant purpose which gives every man his due.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman philosopher
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rhadamanthine
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adj. strictly and uncompromisingly just.
Used in a sentence: Given their role and intent in the attack, a fractured skull and a broken arm are rhadamanthine punishments.
By the end of the Civil War, between one-third and one-half of all U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit. Sadly, Rayon wasn't around to carefully eyeball each bill.
Fast Food Fiends
| Each day, 25% of Americans eat fast food. |
| More than 1 million animals are eaten every hour in the U.S. |
| Forty percent of American meals are eaten outside the home. |
| French fries are the most eaten form of vegetable in the U.S. |
| Ninety percent of all American children visit a McDonald’s at least once a month. |
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We here at TTP certainly do not condone violence of any kind, but if you’re dumb enough to go after someone with the intent to hurt or injure them, don’t be surprised if your hunger for harm winds up being an unhappy meal. Always be on guard no matter where you go with these. |
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