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Tebow -
December 12th, 2011
It would be preposterous, even blasphemous to say that God has any kind of interest in the NFL, but there is no doubt that Jesus has more than a couple of Tim Tebow posters in his room.
In another OMG finish yesterday Tebow led his Broncos to a 13-10 overtime win over the Chicago Bears after trailing 10-0 with 2:08 left in the 4th quarter. Amazing? Let’s just say the swear jars in Chicago sports bars could take a chunk out of the national debt.
Yes, the Broncos' success is more than just Tebow, it is also the defense, kicking, offensive line, etc… but say what you will about the kid, he is bona fide winner.
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Game winning drives in the 4th quarter or OT in Tebow’s first 11 starts. The most per any QB debut in NFL history since the merger with the AFL in 1970. |
There is no education like adversity.
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Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881)
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castigate [kas-ti-geyt]
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verb. to criticize severely.
See: Merril Hoge and his horrifyingly humongous tie knot.
Tebow pulled himself off the list of Playboy magazine’s 2008 Pre-Season All-American list due to his Christian faith. Okay, this clearly pushes him into Jesus freak status. We’d be laying on an inflatable raft in Hugh's pool with a Mai Tai in one hand and a hand full of ass in the other.
Tail of the Tape
| Tebow | Jesus |
| Only sophomore to ever win the Heisman. | Only person ever conceived by a virgin. |
| Doctors believed he would be stillborn. | Rose from the dead. |
| His foundation is building a hospital in the Philippines. | Fed thousands with five loaves and two fish. |
| Good in the pocket or the open field. | Walked on water. |
| Makes opposing coaches whine. | Turned water into wine. |
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The last guy to be as ridiculed, doubted and mocked for his faith as much as Tebow was… well, Jesus, and he was the king of comebacks. Do we believe Tebow is the second-coming of the Lord? Not in the least, but if he wins the Super Bowl… |
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