Archive for January, 2012

  • TTP | Go West Young Man (Spaghetti Westerns) -- Jan 31st
    There are some decent action movies being made these days. Sadly, too many rely on over the top stunts and CGI more than T-Pain does on lame lyrics and auto-tune. Sure the razzle dazzle computer wizardry...

  • TTP | D.I.V.O.R.C.E. (Good Lovin’ Gone Bad) -- Jan 26th
    Marriage and divorce are like bad bridesmaids dresses at weddings or chin dongs on honeymoons...it happens. The reasons for divorce are innumerable. They can be outrageous, heartbreaking and sometimes...

  • TTP | Clothes Whorse? (Bad Duds) -- Jan 24th
    Judging a person by their clothing is small-minded and unfair. It’s also a surefire way to tell if they are a complete ass bag or not. Some, however (mostly ass bags), don’t see it that way. Take...

  • TTP | A Dark Secret (Cocoa Slaves) -- Jan 19th
    Hope that candy bar you just inhaled was worth it. You know, on account of you supporting child slavery and all. That’s right, it’s not just diamonds with blood on them, but chocolate too....

  • TTP | A Military Leak (Poor Soldiering) -- Jan 17th
    When it comes to taking a whiz on someone, proper decorum dictates that you not only confirm the person is alive, but also get their blessing first. Last week’s video of four U.S. Marines urinating...

  • TTP | Dinosaur Blues (Elderly Abuse) -- Jan 12th
    What’s worse than dying young? Living too long. Sitting in a nursing home sucking dinner through a straw is no one’s idea of a good time, but imagine being abused, neglected and/or stolen from...

  • TTP | Never Mind the Bollocks? (The Perverted Pacu) -- Jan 10th
    The next time you’re thinking about donating to a foreign charity, please consider the ball-less fishermen in Papua New Guinea. Jeremy Wade, the host of TV’s River Monsters, recently wrangled...

  • TTP | An Obvious Epidemic? (Cheating) -- Jan 6th
    Cheating is wrong, but admit it... without it we’d be nowhere. There’d be no United States, no Wall Street, no sports — hell, even Arnie Schwarzenegger would be short a kid or two.   The...

  • TTP | The Year of the Dragon (2012) -- Jan 4th
    It’s a brand new year, folks! If our resolutions remain intact, by June we’ll be thinner, healthier and (according to the ad) longer and thicker. What are your personal goals? Gain a deeper...