TTP | Clothes Whorse?
Bad Duds -
January 24th, 2012
Judging a person by their clothing is small-minded and unfair. It’s also a surefire way to tell if they are a complete ass bag or not. Some, however (mostly ass bags), don’t see it that way.
Take these outdoor pajama wearing peeps, or Lisa Woodman, a 28-year-old Brit with four kids and no clue. Woodman has been barred entry from nightclubs in England due to the 1970s Times Square hooker look that she favors.
Are we saying there should be a law? Nope. Wear whatever you want, but if you’re seeking attention you may want to take care that it is positive, not negative. Now where did we put our Zubaz pants?
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56%
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Of women in a recent survey claimed it only took them 20 seconds to form an opinion on another woman based on her appearance. |
I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.
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Robert A. Heinlein, writer (1907-1988)
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Udderly brilliant point, Bob.
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habromania
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noun. insanity featuring cheerful delusions.
Used in a sentence: Myrtle’s habromania still led her to believe she had what it takes.
The tube top was invented by a WWII veteran named Murray Kleid. The top was actually a mistake, but samples were shipped to stores and the garment became a hit. Like a gun, the tube top can be horribly misused, but in the right hands it is incredibly effective.
Slutty Fashion Translations
| Go out with wet hair. | “I just showered at a one night stand’s frat house and bailed.” |
| Hello Kitty/Phat Baby. | “The height of my intellect ends at daytime judge TV shows.” |
| Outrageously long/painted nails. | “I’m not that thorough when it comes to wiping my can.” |
| Tramp stamp above the top of zebra striped thong. | “Kid Rock rules… oh and I have herpes.” |
| Lipstick outlined with darker color. | “No pecker shall go unsucked.” |
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Ladies, it’s not so much about the glass, but what you pour in it. If you’re a solid gal with a great personality, you’ve got it made. Did someone say pour? |
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