Archive for April, 2012

  • TTP | Havoc of a Broken Heart (Dental Plan from Hell) -- Apr 30th
    It’s plausible that a dentist could accidentally pull every tooth out of patient’s mouth, especially if the dentist is Polish, but finding out that she did it on purpose? That bites. When...

  • TTP | To Protect and Get Their Swerve On? (Secret Service) -- Apr 26th
    If we’ve taken anything away from the recent Secret Service sex scandal in Colombia, it’s that one should always honor the previously agreed upon rate when paying a local, hard-working prostitute. The...

  • TTP | Dames We Dig! (Jamie Lee Curtis) -- Apr 24th
    While her proclivity to quaff down Activia yogurt no doubt makes her a “regular” gal, her ageless beauty, ferocious acting chops and Hollywood lineage suggest otherwise. This month’s...

  • TTP | No More Mr. Nice Guy (Dick Clark) -- Apr 19th
    Legendary television and radio show host Dick Clark died yesterday at the age of 82, causing teenagers nationwide to say, "Who?" Clark died of a massive heart attack, apparently after hearing...

  • TTP | How I Met Your Mother! (Rock-n-Bone) -- Apr 17th
    Perhaps it’s due to the refinement gained during our formative years, but when it comes to having unprotected sex in a bathroom stall at a rock concert, we like to keep it classy and secure our cohort’s...

  • TTP | Panning for Gold on the Silver Screen (Independent Film) -- Apr 12th
    Cinema... the great escape hatch. Two hours of cerebral vacation lubed up with fake buttered popcorn and a darkened theater to take it all in. A time to blow off your own mental graffiti, grab a board...

  • TTP | Unthinkable, Unsinkable! (The Titanic) -- Apr 10th
    One hundred years ago today, 2,224 people boarded the Titanic in Southampton, England for her first and only voyage. Four days later 1,514 people died as the boat sank after hitting an iceberg.   The...

  • TTP | Still Lighting It Up! (The Bottle Rockets) -- Apr 5th
    We’ve seen them come and go. Flash in the pans, also-rans, one hit wonders and rock star video pretenders. Some bands get their 15 minutes then fade, others don’t get a shot at all. The...

  • TTP | Blister in the Sun (Sunburns) -- Apr 3rd
    When it comes to spring break, few things compliment a bald head and beer gut more than a “Oh my God, your epidermis is in flames!” sunburn.   Each year it never fails. We step onto...