TTP | Goodbye Cruel World?
May 24th, 2012
Niagara Falls, beautiful, breathtaking, stunning. And a super kick-ass way to kill yourself. For most.
Goals and best laid plans are cute, but for most they end in disappointment and heartbreak. Oh sure, some porn star will fulfill her dream of being crowned best interracial, transgender, double penetration three-way, but for most of us, taking a stab at something often means pulling back a bent fork.
BUT, do we fold like a house of cards, collapse like Penny Marshall’s lungs or bail like a masseuse scheduled to give John Travolta a massage? Hell no! Why? Because someday our fork WILL stab true! But if it doesn’t, we'll eschew suicide for watching this year’s presidential race and die from boredom.
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