TTP | Open Season in Texas?
Huntin’ a Legend -
May 10th, 2012
One of the great things about the USA is the ability to freely travel throughout the country. However, if you are a sasquatch you may want to keep your furry ass in the Pacific Northwest.
You see, it’s not just illegal immigrants that Texas doesn’t cotton to. They also hate all fictional hirsute, anthropoid-like mammals with big feet.
In fact, if you catch Bigfoot snooping around on your land in the Lone Star state, it is perfectly legal to blow his head clean off. If Bigfoot just so happens to be homosexual and looking to marry his partner in Texas, you are encouraged to napalm that immoral sonofabitch.
Figure it out, sasquatches! There is only one Chewbacca* and you ain’t him. Don’t mess with Texas!
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