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Bath Salts -
June 14th, 2012
Mankind has been trying to catch a buzz since the first caveman hoisted up a brontosaurus turd so his buddy could crawl under it and pick the mushrooms. Thus, the origin of the term "heavy sh*t."
If alcohol and tobacco don’t shred your synapse, there are tons of other ways to lift off. But what happens if you can’t afford hard drugs or score prescriptions for pharmaceuticals? Improvise!
Huff gas, sniff glue, pop animal tranquilizers, and more recently smoke, sniff or inject bath salts. What is the appeal of bath salts? Besides hallucinations, paranoia, violent fits of rage, suicidal thoughts and cannibalism, they are also cheap. Hey, who doesn’t like saving money?
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Increase in bath salt related calls in 2011 from 2010 per the American Association of Poison Control Centers. |
The patients who were showing up with this, they were off the wall. Some of them looked like a true psychotic break.
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Mark Ryan, director of the Louisiana Poison Center
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methylenedioxypyrovalerone or MDPV
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noun. a psychoactive drug used as a stimulant or weight-loss aid.
Used in a sentence: MDPV is the main ingredient in the manufacture of bath salts.
Bath salts are not actual bath salts. They are dangerous designer drugs sold on the internet under the name "bath salts" to skirt regulation and legislation. Some mini-marts and head shops carry them under names like Ivory Wave, Vanilla Sky, Bolivian Bath, and F*cktard. (We made the last one up.)
Results May Vary
| Man breaks into home and puts up family’s Christmas decorations, then passes out. |
| Man strips naked then accosts little a girl in a park. |
| Man believes his 5-year-old is a demon and burns him with a cigarette lighter. |
| Man kills neighbor’s pet goat while wearing a bra and panties. |
| Woman dies from taser after trying to kill her 3-year-old. |
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You know a drug is bad when it makes angel dust look like whippets. If you know someone thinking about taking bath salts, ask if you can have their record collection before their "trip." In all seriousness, there is only one kind of salt we prefer ingesting here at TTP. Try some. |
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