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Plan B in Schools  -

September 25th, 2012

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Thirteen schools in NYC will soon be funneling Barry White tunes into darkened study halls so kids with the proclivity for pounding pissers can get their swerve on.   Kidding, folks, that would be ridiculous!

Actually, they’ll only be handing out the Plan B pill to female students as young as fourteen. What?  “Outrageous,” you say? “Whatever happened to the good ole days when schools administered condoms?”

Shame on you, you oppressive and inconsiderate boobs. Don’t you know that rubbers are too persnickety to pull on, and are a hindrance for kids seeking authentic physical sexual satisfaction?

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Numbers

$10.9B

Cost of teen pregnancy to U.S. taxpayers (federal, state and local) in 2008. Wow, that is a lot of lettuce! On second thought, we should start mixing Plan B into school lunches.

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Quote

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Lynda Barr

Cigars, penises — whatever, Lynda.

Words
coitus
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noun.     sexual intercourse between a man and woman. 

Uh oh! Some folks aren’t going to be happy about that.

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Fact

There were less teenage mothers in 2010 than any year since 1946 per the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

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The List

Baby Mama Brass Tacks

Only one-third of teenage mothers complete high school and receive their diplomas.
Eighty percent of unmarried teen mothers end up on welfare.
By age 30, only 1.5% of women who had pregnancies as a teenager have a college degree.
Sons of teen mothers have a 13% greater chance of ending up in prison than their peers.
Mississippi has the highest teen birthrate in the nation, while New Hampshire has the lowest.

It’s a marvel, the speed with which our species evolves. To think we used to be embarrassed asking the school nurse for a French tickler and a sample of lube.

NYC is a crazy place to have kids whether illegitimate or planned. Better get one of these and keep your kid leashed in style.

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