TTP | A Consistent Lapse of Reason?

The TSA  -

October 11th, 2012


Think having a GED, American Citizenship and the ability to speak English qualifies you to work for the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)? Nope! You also have to be a power tripping, incompetent ass bag.

Why hurt an Arab’s feelings by asking him to remove his keffiyeh when you can force a dying woman to remove her bandages from recent surgeries? Hey, don’t stop there, feel free to contaminate her medication too.

Oh yes, we know, we know, they do such an important job. Where would we be without these testicle slapping, floundering slackers?

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Has been spent on the TSA since it was founded in 2002.



Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the good intentions of those who create it.

Milton Friedman, American economist (1912-2006)


verb.     harass, besiege.  

Incorrectly used in a sentence: While Darius thought he would go high in the NBA draft, everyone knew he was strictly a beleaguer.



Two studies by a group of Cornell University researchers have found that strict airport security has the unintended consequence of increasing road fatalities, as would-be air travelers decide to drive and are exposed to the far greater risk of dying in a car accident.

That’s agoraphobia one, humanity zero.


The List

Thoughtless or Thorough?

2010 A bladder cancer survivor gets soaked in urine when agents bust his urostomy bag in pat-down.
2010 Cancer survivor forced to remove her prosthetic breast during pat-down.
2011 A 95-year-old woman with leukemia is forced to remove her adult diaper.
2012 Four-year-old gets pat-down after hugging her grandmother in line.
2012 Three-year-old in wheelchair whisked away from his parents and vigorously searched.

The government needs to buck-up and hire quality candidates with solid educations for these jobs.  The last time we were in line, the guy waving the wand over us had missed three belt loops. We quote the great Bugs Bunny, “What a maroon!”

Don’t care to have your bag handled? Carry on smartly! 

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