TTP | Soda Jerk?
Comical Claim -
October 23rd, 2012
We here at TTP don’t pretend to be the authority on exceptional parenting, but we’re pretty sure if we discovered booze in our teen’s soda bottle and he said that’s the way it was when he opened it, we’d laugh, say "nice try" then threaten to take his bong away for a week if he didn’t come clean.
Well it’s happened. A 13-year-old in Shoreline, WA is claiming he "discovered" whiskey in his Mountain Dew bottle after opening it. The best part… his naive, nincompoop of a mom believes him! In fact she is furious, promises to no longer buy Mountain Dew ever again, and may even sue.
What are the chances this innocent young man’s mother will be shocked by his girlfriend’s virgin birth in a year or two?
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