TTP | Smoke Doesn’t Get in Your Eyes
December 6th, 2012
Smoking is cool. Well, at least it would be if the buzz lasted longer, cost less and didn’t make you smell like a Rhino queef. Toss in the short hacking cough, mingling with strangers in tundra-like conditions on street corners in winter, that whole pesky cancer thing and sucking down a stump doesn’t seem so fresh after all.
What to do? Well, if you’re like Keith Richards you can puff away all day waiting for lung transplants to become standard, or you can simply quit. Then again, who wants to pack on an extra 40lbs. and be miserable?
If only there was a way to enjoy a smokeless, non-carcinogenic cigarette anytime, anywhere. What? There is? Cool! But what if the name could somehow play off an iconic American automobile? What? That’s out there too? Suh-Wheet!
Folks! Wrap your nicotine starving lips around Cigavette and enjoy a bitchin' buzz without the biological bullshit.