TTP | Smoke Doesn’t Get in Your Eyes

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December 6th, 2012

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Smoking is cool. Well, at least it would be if the buzz lasted longer, cost less and didn’t make you smell like a Rhino queef. Toss in the short hacking cough, mingling with strangers in tundra-like conditions on street corners in winter, that whole pesky cancer thing and sucking down a stump doesn’t seem so fresh after all.

What to do? Well, if you’re like Keith Richards you can puff away all day waiting for lung transplants to become standard, or you can simply quit. Then again, who wants to pack on an extra 40lbs. and be miserable?

If only there was a way to enjoy a smokeless, non-carcinogenic cigarette anytime, anywhere. What? There is? Cool! But what if the name could somehow play off an iconic American automobile? What?  That’s out there too? Suh-Wheet!

Folks! Wrap your nicotine starving lips around Cigavette and enjoy a bitchin' buzz without the biological bullshit.

Use coupon code "TTP" for an 15% off. 

Numbers

43

Known carcinogens are found in cigarettes including; arsenic, formaldehyde, lead, hydrogen cyanide, nitrogen oxide, carbon monoxide and ammonia.

Quote

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

Kurt Vonnegut

Vonnegut was a lifelong smoker of unfiltered Pall Malls. He fell down his stairs and died at the age of 84. It is not known if he was pushed by his smokes.

Note: Cigavette would NEVER push you down the stairs.

Words
parsimonious

adj.     extreme care or reluctance in spending.

Depending on level of your disgusting smoking habit, Cigavette can potentially save you hundreds of dollars a year.

Fact

Joan Crawford would not even walk into a hotel room unless it had a loaf of toasted French bread and seven packs of cigarettes (three opened) waiting for her. She also liked to know in advance the exact number of steps from the elevator to her hotel room. Oh yeah and NO WIRE HANGARS!!!!

The List

Choose Your Starter Pack for $29.95

Name Nicotine Equivalent
Super 24mg Unfiltered Cigarettes
Full Flavored 18mg Full Strength Cigarettes
Light 12mg Light Strength Cigarettes
Ultra Light 6mg Ultra Light Cigarettes
Zero 0mg No Nicotine

Listen, no one is telling you how to live, BUT, if you want to live longer, switching from regular tobacco cigarettes to Cigavette right now could have a major impact on the quality of life you live and the length of it.

Clear your conscience, clear the air. Try Cigavette!

Use coupon code "TTP" for an 15% off. 

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