A Dip Defiled?

Vegas Pools  -

January 7th, 2013

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Taking a hit on a soft 16 and getting a five?  Awesome.  Full house on the river?  Excellent.  A strip joint with a swimming pool?  That better only be squirts of suntan lotion in the hot tub.

This spring The Sapphire Club in Las Vegas hopes to open an $8M dollar pool and lounge facility where patrons can ogle bad boob jobs, pay insane bottle service rates, and hopefully get their willy wet in more ways than one.

While it sounds cool in theory, an oppressive double standard will remain Topless women must wear pasties, while European men can put their pubes on public display in their Speedos any time they like.  

What do we think?  This concept is truly a bust!

 

Numbers

11

People were arrested in 2009 at the Rio's Sapphire Pool for drug possession, solicitation and prostitution.   Wow, and we felt bad for pissing in the pool.

Quote

"Las Vegas was and is a hard town that will make you pay for your inability to restrain your desires.  If you have a weakness, Las Vegas will punish you."

tagline suggestion 2 by the Las Vegas Tourism Board

Actually, that was HAL ROTHMAN Neon Metropolis

Words
teeming

verb.     1. abounding or swarming with something, like people.

Used in a sentence:  Thanks to the teeming throngs of people at Wet Republic, we were unable to find Rock-O.

Fact

The "Dead Sea of China" is a saltwater swimming pool located in Daying county, Sichuan province.  The pool covers an area of 30,000 square meters and accomodates up to 10,000 visitors at once.  Now THAT, is a lot of pee pee in your Coke.

The List

TTP's Proposed Names for Sapphire's new pool/lounge/club:

Fat Slob Lonely Man Beach    

Mouth to Mouth

   
The Las Vegas Cum Pits    
Herpes    

The only thing a dude is going to pick up at Sapphire Club's new pool is a hangover and an insane bar bill. Women (unless they are working) will not be there, only dudes and lots of 'em.

Going?  Don't forget to wear a lucky  hat

 

 

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