St. Patrick’s Day Words of Wisdom
March 15th, 2009
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March 16th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Hehehe…nice. Some good quotes.
Although not Irish (as far as I know) I’ve always loved this one:
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Benjamin Franklin
March 16th, 2009 at 10:33 am
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March 16th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Great quotes !
March 16th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Brilliant! Love the classic Oscar Wilde post and the quote by George Bernard Shaw! How true most of these statements, for better or for worse!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
My Favourite:
I Drink because I’m thristy…
March 17th, 2009 at 12:39 am
I don’t know who said it, but I’ve always liked, “If God had wanted the Irish to rule the world, He would never have given us Whiskey!”
March 17th, 2009 at 3:25 am
Ben Franklin actually didn’t say that about beer. It’s probably one of the most misquotes of drinking history. What he actually said is:
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
March 17th, 2009 at 8:13 am
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March 17th, 2009 at 8:16 am
I think it was also George Bernard Shaw who was invited to come up for an advertising slogan for Guinness. He asked for a crate of Guinness to be delivered to his house while he thought about it.
The next day the Guinness reps came back and asked if he had come up with anything. ‘Yes,’ he replied ‘Guinness makes you drunk.’
Please don’t tell me that is an apocryphal story, I want to carry on believing that regardless.
March 17th, 2009 at 9:42 am
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March 17th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Nothing goes better with a couple of beers than a nice paid of breasts.
March 17th, 2009 at 10:15 am
pair* (must be drunk already. happy st. patricks day!
March 17th, 2009 at 10:15 am
*pair. Must be drunk already. Happy St. Patricks day!
March 17th, 2009 at 10:59 am
My Favourite:
I Drink because I’m thristy….
March 17th, 2009 at 11:20 am
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March 21st, 2009 at 12:56 am
My favorite drunken quote is “Am drunk but I can always be drunker
December 17th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Nice, Shaw’s quote is classic. The MacGowan pic cracks me up.