Our Story

The Land from Whence We Came

We are working stiffs.  Just like you…maybe. 

After some personal introspection, we realized the only part of our workday that we looked forward to was our alone time in the can.  We would search diligently to find an article worthy of our focus during these prized personal moments.  Sadly, most of what we found wasn’t worth the time it took to print out.  We knew there had to be a better way.

Enter…The Toilet Paper.  

We don’t lose sleep over taking ourselves too seriously, but we work hard to provide you with provocative, intelligent and reliably good content; stuff fit for the thinking man in everyone.  

Be it be ripped from the headlines or the current buzz in pop-culture, we take one interesting news topic each day and put our spin on it. You’ll get the basics boiled down into quickly digestible bits including quotes, facts and cool stats and numbers on the subject.

One e-mail a day.  Whether you laugh, learn something or nod in appreciation, The Toilet Paper will be there for you when you need it most.