Thinking About … Russ Meyer

Until I read today’s questions, I did not realize that we in America make an issue out of nudity.u00a0 Hell, this past Monday afternoon I walked down to our mailbox (streetside) as naked as a Jay Bird.u00a0u00a0 My next door neighbor made my bond and I was back home within an hour.u00a0 My court date is set next week and I will dress conservatively.u00a0 Now, I don’t do that real often, as the last time I did, my neighbor’s Rottweiler was lose and chased my ass up a tree about 6 blocks from our house.u00a0 I had bark burns onu00a0my scrotum for over a week.u00a0 Also, it took several hours for the Fire Department to come get me out of the tree….I did not take my cell phone with me because I had no place to hang it…….well, no place comfortable to hang it.u00a0 The worst part was that the F.D. came outu00a0in a hook and ladder truck and I had to hang on the back with the firemen for the ride home.u00a0 Oddly enough, I think the Fireman driving the truck must have gotten lost because it took over 30 minutes for him to findu00a0my house!u00a0 The wind was so cold that myu00a0″Johnson”u00a0was blue by the time I got there. u00a0I don’t know why, but my wifeu00a0changed our mail box to a front porch mounted one.

Now that you mention it, so do I!