Thinking About … Uncocked

what I want to know is what are the poor bastards options I mean Bobbit had something to reattach Did you ever see national lampoons attack of the 4 foot women u00a0in that movie they gave Bobbit a corpse penis is that an option for this guy and man how wierd would that be everytime he used the equipment it would be like holding another guys junk wierdn

Got some news for everyone.u00a0 Officials in California have decided that the only viable charge to bring against the poor bastard’s wife is violation of the California Environmental Code!!!! It seems it is against the law for anyone to dispose of human tissue when the tissue will eventually be introduced to the waterways.u00a0 Part of the California Polution Control Act.u00a0 No criminal charges will be pursued unless the husband wants to charge the wife with “theft of personal property.”u00a0 The wife is trying to charge the husband with “Carrying a Concealed Weapon (she claims he used his dork on her after he porked her sister).

Anyone see the last line in the LA Times article?u00a0 I quote, “Reached by phone…u00a0 he (the victim) said only: “This is a private matter.”