George Costanza once said, “I got news for you - if it wasn’t for the toilet, there would be no books.”  Does that mean we can thank the toilet for breakthroughs in digitized text? Thanks to Jeff Bezos, we can now consolidate our libraries in the loo.  For a shot to win an Amazon Kindle, sign up for The Toilet Paper - your daily witty one sheet to inform, entertain and enlighten you during your moments of solitude.  PROMO CLOSED ON 6/30.

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