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Three Hit Wonder (Rolét)
Whether you’re puffing on a little medicinal for your arthritis or enjoying your favorite strain of cannabis flavored tobacco, discretion and style are key.    One of TTP’s dear...
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TTP|  A Fond Farewell
Dear Lovers, Haters, Fans & Friends -  After three years it's time for us to flush the proverbial bowl here at TTP HQ.  Yes, we know, the Rolling Stones we ain't. While the...
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