Terms & Conditions

These are the Terms and Conditions (“Terms and Conditions”) for the use of TheToiletPaper.com website, e-mails and content (“Website” or “The Toilet Paper”).  These Terms & Conditions apply to all uses of the Website which you may access in any way, including but not limited to the web, PDAs, mobile phones and RSS feeds. These Terms & Conditions apply whenever you access the Website, regardless of how you access the Website.  Use of this Website constitutes your agreement to abide by these Terms and Conditions.  If you do not agree to abide by these Terms and Conditions, please exit the Website immediately.

The Toilet Paper LLC reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to change and modify these Terms and Conditions in whole or in part at any time, and your continued use of this Website after such changes are posted shall be deemed acceptance by you of such changes.

Except as otherwise indicated, the Website and its communication service are owned by The Toilet Paper LLC (“The Toilet Paper”) and are protected by domestic and international copyright, trademark and other intellectual property laws.  You may not do anything which interferes with or breaches those laws or the intellectual property rights associated with any information or content presented on this Website

Use of this Website

By using this Website, you agree to use it only for lawful purposes, and in a manner that does not infringe on or restrict the rights of any third party or interfere with his/her enjoyment of this Website in any way.  You further agree not to engage in any unlawful conduct, or in any conduct which may harass or cause distress or inconvenience to any person.  You also agree not to transmit any obscene or offensive content to any person through the use of this Website or disrupt the normal flow of information within this Website in any way.

The Toilet Paper is circulated principally by “opt-in” subscription, which means we obtain permission from the initial subscriber to send The Toilet Paper.  If you regularly receive The Toilet Paper, it is because you or someone you know subscribed to The Toilet Paper.  If you feel that you have received The Toilet Paper in error and wish to discontinue receipt of future e-mails, simply click on Unsubscribe and follow the directions.

By using this Website, you understand that The Toilet Paper LLC may change or delete any aspect of the Website at any time.  The Toilet Paper LLC may also impose limits on certain features and services or restrict your access to parts or all of the Website without notice or liability.

Without limitation of the foregoing, you agree to the following additional terms:
1)    You will provide true, accurate, current and complete information about yourself.  If you fail to provide the above, The Toilet Paper LLC may end your subscription;
2)    You will not transmit any information that you do not have a right to transmit under any law or under contractual or fiduciary relationships;
3)    You will not make available or upload files that contain a virus, worm, trojan or corrupt data that may damage the operation of the computer or property of another;
4)    You will not subscribe another party without his/her authorization or register multiple subscriptions under the same or different names;
5)    You will comply with all policies and procedures of any networks connected to this Website;
6)    You will not disturb the Website or servers or networks connected to the Website;
7)    You will not intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local, state, national or international law.

You also agree that you will not gather information about the users of this Website or use such information for any purpose inconsistent with the intention of this Website.  You agree not to transmit or aid someone in transmitting any unsolicited bulk e-mail or communications to the users of this Website.

You acknowledge and agree that The Toilet Paper LLC may preserve and disclose any information or content submitted to it if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that such preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary to protect or defend its legal rights or the safety of the Website or its subscribers.

The views expressed on the Website do not necessarily reflect the views of The Toilet Paper LLC, and The Toilet Paper does not support or endorse the information or content presented on its Website.  Your reliance on any of the information contained on this Website is done at your own discretion and risk.  In addition, The Toilet Paper may delete any part of the substance of this Website at any time at its discretion.

Advertising

The Toilet Paper reserves the right to accept paid advertising and present such advertising on the Website.  However, The Toilet Paper does not and cannot represent or endorse the accuracy or reliability of any advertisement or the quality of any product, information or other material displayed.  The Toilet Paper encourages you to do your own due diligence with regard to any of the information or advertising presented on this Website. 

Intellectual Property

All intellectual property in relation to information or content on this Website belongs to The Toilet Paper LLC or its licensors, advertisers or affiliates. You obtain no interest in that intellectual property by using or viewing this website.  The Toilet Paper name is a trademark of The Toilet Paper.  All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners as indicated.

This Website and its contents are protected under the copyright laws of the United States and other countries.

 

Parental Permission

This Website is not intended to be a children's or teen’s site.  If you are under the age of 18, please discontinue use of this Website.

Limited License

Subject to these Terms and Conditions, The Toilet Paper grants to you a non-exclusive, non-transferable, limited right to access, use and display this Website and its information and content. However, by using the Website you agree not to interrupt or attempt to interrupt the operation of the Website.

The Toilet Paper authorizes you to view its Website and download reasonable portions of its content only for your personal, non-commercial use.  All intellectual property notices contained in this Website must be retained on any downloads or copies.  You may not employ the content of this Website for any public or commercial use. 

Disclaimers

The functionality, information, and other content contained in this website is provided “as is.”  It is intended solely for entertainment purposes and in sometimes provided by third parties.  The Toilet Paper makes no representation, express or implied, of any kind with regard to this Website or its contents.  This includes, but is not limited to, warranties of merchantability or fitness for any particular purpose, noninfringement of any third party intellectual property rights, and warranties regarding the use, accuracy, appropriateness, completeness, performance, or reliability of this Website.  You should make your own determination with regard to the information or content contained in this Website including any products or services mentioned or described within it. 

You acknowledge that if you rely on any opinion, advice, or information contained in this Website, you do so at your own risk.  The Toilet Paper may make any changes to the Website and its contents at any time without notice.  In no event is The Toilet Paper responsible for any damages or losses whatsoever in connection with anyone’s reliance on any information contained or not contained in this Website, or for any damages stemming from the functionality of this Website.

To the extent that the applicable law in your jurisdiction may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, the above exclusions may not apply to you. 

Third Party Links

Any third party link on this Website is provided solely as a convenience. Third party sites are not covered by The Toilet Paper’s Privacy Statement, and The Toilet Paper makes no warranty or representation regarding the linked sites or the content contained within them.  In no way is The Toilet Paper responsible for any information presented on third party sites or for the privacy practices of those sites. 

The Toilet Paper is not liable, directly or indirectly, to anyone for any losses or damages arising from the use of third party websites accessed through this Website.  The Toilet Paper may make changes to or add or remove any third party links at any time without notice.

In order to link to this Website in any way, you must seek and receive permission from The Toilet Paper.  Any such request must be made to The Toilet Paper in writing.  If permission is granted, The Toilet Paper reserves the right to rescind that permission at any time, and to require removal of any such link to the Website, at our discretion at any time.

User Generated Content 

The Toilet Paper does not, and you agree that Toilet Paper has no obligation to, review the communications, materials, information, opinions, and other content posted and/or submitted by users accessing the Website (collectively, “User Generated Content"), that The Toilet Paper is not in any manner responsible for User Generated Content, that The Toilet Paper does not guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of User Generated Content, and that The Toilet Paper cannot assure that harmful, inaccurate, deceptive, offensive, threatening, defamatory, unlawful or otherwise objectionable User Generated Content will not appear on the Website. 

The Toilet Paper does not want to receive through this Website any copyrighted, confidential or proprietary information of yourself or any third party.  You agree that any User Generated Content (including without limitation any ideas, concepts, technologies or know-how) that you send to us via this Website will not contain any copyrighted, confidential or proprietary information of yourself or any third party or contain libelous, defamatory or otherwise unlawful material.  You also agree that The Toilet Paper shall be free to use whatever User Generated Content it does receive as it sees fit, except that personal data shall be governed by The Toilet Paper’s Privacy Policy.  You hereby grant The Toilet Paper, and represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully-paid worldwide license to use, copy, publicly perform, publicly display, reformat, translate, excerpt (in whole or in part), prepare derivative works based on, distribute and otherwise exploit any User Generated Content or other information posted by you to the Website, or contained in any communication you may send to The Toilet Paper, in any media now known or hereafter created, for any purpose, commercial, promotional, or otherwise.

You acknowledge that by providing you with the ability to access and view User Generated Content on the Website, The Toilet Paper is merely acting as a passive conduit for such distribution and is not undertaking any obligation or liability relating to any User Generated Content or activities of users on the Website.  Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, you acknowledge and agree that the information, materials and opinions expressed or included in any User Generated Content are not necessarily those of The Toilet Paper or its affiliated or related entities or content providers.

Notwithstanding the foregoing, you acknowledge and agree that The Toilet Paper has the absolute right to monitor User Generated Content posted to the Website in its sole discretion.  In addition, The Toilet Paper reserves the right to alter, edit, refuse to post or remove any such User Generated Content, in whole or in part, for any reason or for no reason, and to disclose such User Generated Content to any third party.  You agree that The Toilet Paper does not have any obligation to use or respond to any User Generated Content. 

If you believe that your work has been copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, please Contact Us immediately.

Indemnity

You agree to indemnify and hold The Toilet Paper harmless from and against any breach by you of these Terms and Conditions and any claim or demand brought against The Toilet Paper by any third party arising out of your use of this Website and/or any information or content contained therein, including without limitation, all claims, actions, proceedings, losses, liabilities, damages, costs, and expenses (including reasonable legal costs and expenses) incurred by The Toilet Paper as a result of your breach of these Terms and Conditions.

Limitations of Damages

IN NO EVENT SHALL THE TOILET PAPER BE LIABLE TO ANY ENTITY FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR OTHER DAMAGES THAT ARE RELATED TO THE USE OF, OR THE INABILITY TO USE, THE CONTENT AND FUNCTIONS OF THIS WEBSITE OR ANY THIRD PARTY WEBSITE, EVEN IF THE TOILET PAPER IS EXPRESSLY ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

Jurisdiction and Choice of Law

This Website is administered and operated by The Toilet Paper from its offices within the United States and The Toilet Paper makes no representation that the information contained in this Website is available or appropriate for use at locations outside the United States.  It is your responsibility to comply with all local, state, national and international laws in using this Website. 

You agree that any claims or disputes arising with regard to this Website shall reside in the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of the State of Delaware.  By using this Website, you consent to be subject to the personal jurisdiction of the courts of the State of Delaware in connection with any claims or disputes involving this Website or The Toilet Paper or any of its affiliates, employees, officers, directors, or providers.

Assignment

None of your rights or obligations under this Agreement may be transferred, assigned, sublicensed or pledged in any manner whatsoever by you or anyone else.  However, The Toilet Paper may transfer, assign sublicense or pledge in any manner whatsoever, any of its rights and obligations under this agreement to a subsidiary, affiliate, or successor thereof or to any third party whatsoever.  Such transfer, assignment or pledge may be made by The Toilet Paper without notifying you or receiving your consent.

If you have any questions about this policy or our site in general, please Contact Us.